Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am your health aide
Here to help you
I live in Eaton
My first name is Carey
I have two children
And a policeman I married
I love to wakesurf
And be on my boats
and on my farm
I have 8 goats
(and a cow, and a pig e-i-e-i-o)
I love to tell jokes
and laugh at them too
someday, if you're lucky
I'll tell one to you.